Old men and throwing up are my life now.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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