suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
it glows. i had to have it.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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