just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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