and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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