I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
