some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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