Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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