Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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