How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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