Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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