Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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