I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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