I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
