We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Enjoy the penises
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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