I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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