found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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