she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
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