i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
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Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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