you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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