you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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