Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
Randomize
