would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
