I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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