a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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