I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
There's even glitter on my cock...
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