You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
It's rum buckets o'clock
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
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