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There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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