apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
foreskin is a definite game changer
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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