Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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