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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.

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• (562): View more from California

  girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.

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