do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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