I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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