Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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