moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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