Don't you send me to vm
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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