I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Shame - the story of my life.
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