Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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