Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Randomize
