You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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