yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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