Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
