My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I can't put those talents on a resume
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
