are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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