Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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