Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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