It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
i think i have herpe
just one?
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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