turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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