When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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