apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
My feet surprised me
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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