remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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